Things I Think About While Waiting at the Dentist
1. There should be free Wifi here.
2. These people should really invest in a bigger waiting area space… And more chairs wouldn’t hurt.
3. The bathroom should be outside in the waiting area, not inside the actually office. That way, poor defenseless souls won’t wonder in search of places to relieve their bladder.
4. The woman next to me has A LOT of kids… Gosh, family trips must be such a hassle.
5. Why are all the dentists and dentist assistants here Hindu?
6. OHMYJEEZAS, my mom finally came out.
7. My mom went in before me and I still was done before her…
8. My dentist is really cool.
9. I’m fungry (fucking hungry)
10. Wait, my dentist said I couldn’t eat for atleast half an hour… Dagnabit
11. My phone is dying.
12. My phone is so close to dying I can’t go on the internet because it says “Battery too low for Radio Use”
13. I’m mad I actually remembered that sentence.
14. Typing with long nails is a pain in the tush.
15. Wow, my nails are really long.
16. I should bring my bag next time.
17. I need a new bag.
18. I should bring my phone charger next time.
19. This isn’t even my phone, its my mom’s work phone.
20. I need a new phone.
21. To other people I probably look like a stereotypical teenager/adolescent since I’ve been glued to the screen of the this phone.
22. Its super sunny outside… But its drizzling. WTF?
23. My mom sent me to go outside and see if we have a ticket since we didn’t put any quarters in the parking meter.
24. HAH, she got a ticket!
25. I’m going to leave it there, no need for quarters if she already got a ticket.
26. FUCKING TRAFFIC.
26. They took my seat…
27. OH YEAH TAP TAP ON IPAD YEAH!
28. I wish I knew how to talk Hindu..
29. Don’t you hate when people near you start whispering… If I was anybody else I would start feeling self-conscious.
30. That’s it, its H0T in here, I’m talking off the jean jacket.
31. Sweet sweet relief!
32. I need to get outta here, ohmygawdohmygawd.
33. I wish I had my notebook, I’m bored.
34. I wanna draw.
35. Imma start playing TapTap again, these people could use the hyper hectic music.
36. Why am I writing this?
37. Wow, I’m such a loser.
38. I am such a bawse for playing a racing game that requires extreme moving motion on the iPad. I looked like a lunatic waving an iPad around in the air.
39. I need a life.
